"★★★★★ – A masterless in character comedy" – Broadway World. Join award-winning character comedian Ted Milligan for this live mockumentary following Crubchester United Football Club.

Crubchester United Football Club are at rock bottom: relegated to non-league. Now, purchased by a 6 year old billionaire, can the club win promotion? Join award-winning character comedian Ted Milligan for this live mockumentary following Crubchester’s fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.

"★★★★★ – A masterless in character comedy" – Broadway World.

"★★★★ – Charming and very funny" – ThreeWeeks

"Ted Milligan is a Star" – Rolling Stone

Don't miss your chance to see one of the best reviewed shows of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025 (British Comedy Guide)!