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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (15)

★★★★★ – Time Out. Now Oscar and BAFTA -nominated for Best Actress, Rose Byrne (Bridesmaids, Platonic) gives a mesmerising performance in this thrilling exploration of motherhood.

"★★★★★ – It’ll propel you back out the cinema doors with a mighty roar" – Time Out


★★★★★ – Little White Lies


★★★★ – Independent


★★★★ – Empire


★★★★ – Guardian


★★★★ – Financial Times


★★★★ – The Times


With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien).


Sharply funny and deeply resonant, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising, Oscar and BAFTA-nominated performance from Rose Byrne.

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